altitude adjustment

You know I've got a feeling this is going to end badly and and I've got to tell you why. I've got to tell you why and I mean, who, first, first of all, who, who goes to the middle of nowhere? Who sends someone to do shit in the middle of nowhere? I can tell you this. Someone is having a laugh at my expense, and meanwhile they're all proably sitting around at their mobile truck in the parking lot of some Wendys eating flat bugers and cold fries and they've all got iced drinks and they've blind folded me and they've put me out here. I don't know where I am. I'm wandering around lost. Why? Why am I even telling this? I don't even know if they can hear me.

After wishing myself luck on my continued adventure you can say the intrepid travelers you can say are clearly said off in our own different very different directions. I mean I cut me. I cut myself. I cut me the corners. The corners of options you see and plow over the sidewalks where where we dump our trash. Shoes, baby strollers, tires, refrigerators, chairs, diapers, all piled into a six-foot-tall tribute of fickle tastes and and poor and poor craftsmanship this is the place where the creatures of the night made their home in a mess of tight recesses. Besides me feeding on dead carcus something has come to my attention. It has made the tentative plans to meet me before I head back to the corner. I could feel it staring at me as I kneel between these overgrown weeds through the roots exploding between the cracks in the pavement. It can fly and sing but yet it croaked at me in a crooked tree. It lives in the heart of it all, there in it's straining to retain some dignity. Very much unlike yours truely. That's right that right's laugh it up because the show closes early tonight. That's right.

If I've found something anything of interest it's that if you walk right around this corner here, over here it opens up to a really big waterfall and you can go right underneath it and you can underneath it you come right out the other side. It's kind it's kinda like a disneyland attraction. I've never been to disneyland. I'm just. I'm just going to keep walking here and see if I can find some kind of look out to work it out. Oh just. Oh that's great. Oh fucking great, thank you. That's, yeah. Now what would be super is if a whole flock of birds flew over me right now and just pile shit on me. That would be awesome. That would that would be great I think. The sound of thunder and the rain oh that's great too. I've got electronic equipment. In this storm maybe I could get eletrocuted and everyone back at the place would find this even more hilarious. Who knows what the problem is? You know I mean really whatever it is, there is more than one. I mean, look, for one I have this box of unused condoms. They're green. Green and orange. Any bids? Oh wait wait, they're expired.